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23 / 10 / 2012 @ 22:00
Did you know?

Raisins are the food version of sex with someone you’re sort of attracted to but not crazy about, and also they have herpes. It’s just not a thing with which you want to be involved.



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10 / 8 / 2012 @ 19:39


podravka
is
the
fucking
bomb
srs
relish goes off
soup kicks shit
food man
food
Home to the greatest relishes and soups ever

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22 / 4 / 2012 @ 21:52


zomboy
concert
went
fucking
off
tha
chain
dubstep
sweat everywhere
that was a little unpleasant
zivjeti
jakehkl
This is a picture of me and my friend (http://jakehkl.tumblr.com/) at a zomboy concert in FakeClub. I’m the one at the front in the blue denim and tongue out and he’s the sweaty mess next to me.

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11 / 4 / 2012 @ 19:36


girl
is lying
on concrete
steps
what
a
fucking
idiot
i bet she's all like
ooh i look gr8
HAVE FUN WITH A MANGLED SPINE
BITCH
in any case
i'd go her
she's pretty hot
pretty
girl
that would be super uncomfortable like super ouchies

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19 / 3 / 2012 @ 20:24


BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
WHAAAAAAA
BOOO BOO BOO
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
tesla
is
fucking
shit
all
the
way
up
funny
art
music
dj
Tesla’s dropping those sick beats

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15 / 3 / 2012 @ 22:36


sloth
napoleon
would
take
his
fucking
time
art
alt
funny
If this were the case, Napoleon would probably still be making his advances into Europe.

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14 / 3 / 2012 @ 00:39


molar
bear
ohmygod
that
is
fucking
genius
humour
lol
I will probably post this more than once because it is so gr8.

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26 / 1 / 2012 @ 14:51


synth
is
full
of
fucking
colour
society6
Synth will fuck shit up

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24 / 10 / 2011 @ 21:45

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24 / 8 / 2011 @ 14:16


fucking
anteaters
damnit i hate it when that happens